Cleavage Day Linkage

It's cleavage day today and what better way to kick things off with the links doing all the talking.

Rose McGowan's smashing cleavage anyone?
A Penelope Cruz topless compilation, sure.
Victoria Beckham's Boob Frenzy!
Babe of the Week: Alessandra.
Natalia Bush in Matrix Magazine, please.
Phlippy's How To: Exhibit Cleavage.
Stormy Daniels has Noombies to end all Noombies.
She's really, really, ridiculously hungry.
Scarlett Johansson does Louis Vuitton, really.
Jessica Biel gets almost naked.
Adriana Lima topless photos, amen.

Ann Poll

Ann Poll

I'm at a loss for words.

Leaving Home

Boobs of the Week: Gisele Bündchen

The longest neck in the business, Gisele Bündchen ladies and gentlemen.

Top 10 80s Child Actresses Turned Hotties

Always been a fan of that bitch from 90210.

Never watched Punky Brewster, but she sure has turned out to be a champ.

A great list, you should really pop round and check it out

27 Dinner & YouTube

I met and chatted to an awesome number of people at the 27 dinner last night (Paul's the first up with pics). Kudos to Mike and Dave for organizing the event, Stormhoek for the free wine (I had a sip or two, but was more interested in the cowbombs* to be honest) and the speakers. If I had to pick a winner, I thought Dom's non-techie web security speech topped them off.

From what I remember (excuse the linkery):
- Shawn of the Dead with Jinj, Mikey & Andre
-- Beers & Jagerbombs
- So how things with Aquila and Daedelus
- Let me set things straight with Victoire
-- Cowbombs & Beers
- Various projects and making dosh with Nic, Eric
- Amatomu is flippen sweet with Vince
-- Give me anything you got bar keep
- Boobs of the Week with Carly
- Let's find another bar quick with Justin

If I missed anyone I'm sorry, I blame the Mr Booze.

What I got out of it from a ChumpStyle perspective though, is we should be more kind to dial-up readers and not have so many YouTube video posts. Should we listen to these nerds? Let's go to the vote:

* Milk and Jagermeister, yummy in my belly.

Zapiro: World Cup Cricket Teams

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Everyone thank Don for the contribution.

Celeb Nipple Slip: Kader Loth (Video)

Who the hell is Kader Loth (hard 't', silent 'h')? I too had no idea until some time ago. My Bavarian is shocking, at the point where it sounds like is dogs barking and reads like Hieroglyphics, but from what I can make out the lass is a German series actress, model and famous in for being famous. Germany's own Tara Reid and Paris Hilton rolled into one, only this time fucking, Germanesque graveling 'j', hjot.

And which has been a trend here on Chump lately, there's a video for you to peruse at your leisure.

Yes, yes Kader vat a big mistake vat was. Thank you again.

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POTC: At World's End

I can't wait for this movie to come out. I'm a huge fan of Pirates of the Caribbean and this one seems to take the cake. Rumours are that there is a possible 4th movie in the pipeline, but they are just rumours so we will have to see.

Brett Lee the Bollywood Star?

Who would have thought that this:

and this:

Are the same person, Australia's very own Amore Vitone.

Let's hope he quits his day job. What I'm more concerned about though, is why Graham Smith never had the fitness to carry on the onslaught on Saturday, we would have won that game. Don't get me started on 5 day Kallis.
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Hat tip to Mo (Slackers and Entersite) for the vid.

Top 100 BOTW

I think this is my first post since getting back from Canadia - apparently since coming back I should 've gained a lot of experience or something, and so I'm required to actually do work at work, which means I don't have time to post much no more. So I better make this a goodie!

Boobs of the Week - for a hundred weeks. AWESOME!

I think I did good. {pat myself on back}.

Huckabees Fight

One of the better office brawls I've seen.

Lily Tomlin and Director David O Russell fight on the set of I Heart Huckabees.

Durb's Battered

My inbox as well, I've even received emails from folks I've never met. Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame Durban.

Kevin Cadman has a whole host of carnage photo's from all over the east coast if you're interested.

Fugly or Fergie: Who ya Got?

After scratching around the net looking for pics for our Grindhouse post I stumbled on a The Superficial post with the image below left. Could it be?

I would pay money to sit behind the chap who photoshops Fergie's images or her makeup artist who dolly's her up for music video's and movies. Actually I lie, I would rather watch paint dry (see what I did there). It must be one long, tired and relentless job. Shitballs is she fugly in real life. The big question though is, why do they deceive us so?!

The Superficial has more candids from where this came from, that's if you're interested in the demise of another popstar.

Grindhouse Girls!

Tarantino and Rodriguez are back, only this time they're back to back - as it the promo line goes. This is another movie that I'm really looking forward too, well a two part feature I'm really looking forward too. Tarantino's Death Proof and Rodriguez's Planet Terror all for the price of one. Same baddies, same babes, same all out action.

Did I mention the hot babes, Fergie (well), Rose McGowan, Mary Elizabeth Winstead and more (just too lazy to look up the names really, but they're crackers from the pics).

We featured the teaser trailer a while back when not much was given away about the outcome of the project, but here's the latest where everything gets explained in a dramatic blunt fashion.

Yup, it's going to be cracker. There's a full theatrical trailer as well if anyone's interested. I junked it after it took too long to load, but I understand it's quite the looker.

How was your St Paddy's Day?

Well ours was fooken special to say the least. Ah the day to celebrate the Drunken Saint. This tale includes some good 'ol Irish Punk Rock to set the scene so do take a listen.

We started off drinking Guinness at Foundry in Pretoria East, well to be honest the rest of the lads had been drinking all day - I had to work but whatever. Watched an awesome set by Nothing Alike (if anyone knows their website or MySpace URL let me know, Google searches are coming up dry) - and drank more Guinness.

Dropkick Murphys - I'm Shipping Up To Boston

Then off to Presley's Action Bar (don't ask) for some late night Karaoke, naturally. We didn't get to "sing" though, largely because the dyke running the show got iffy after we called her a cnut for being one and for not letting us write our band name down - "Jesus and the Carpenters". Subsequently a large amount of Philthy 4th's* like abuse was hurled her way whenever she cocked loading the next song, it didn't happen often but when it did, we let her know about it. Anyway, had a couple and then tested our alcohol blood levels on the bar breathalyzer gadget. Sweet device, never seen one before but more bars should have them.

Beach - 0.97 (Paraletic)
Dyl - 0.79 (Almost there)
Wez - 0.71 (Still able to remember figures and multiply)

The broads had ditched us at this point, bunch of girls. Although looking back I don't blame them, we were running on the black stuff (The Captain & The Guinnie) and a lot of it.

Flogging Molly - Drunken Lullabies

Then a quick screech off to Hatfield for a couple of Kilkennys at O'Hagens. Then up to DropZone for some tekkie-squeek - anyone from P-Town who's English will tell you that spending anytime at DropZone is not a great idea. Every oke reckons you checking out his tjerrie (girlfriend, for our no SA audience) and only wants to recount facts with a barstool to the cranium.

Highlight of the night must have been Beach getting lucky with an absolute Belter of a Swamp Donkey who had come off her shift bar tendering at Gruntsville, oh and Nothing Alike's gig - good band that.

I drove, yes I know - I know. Any drunken St Paddy's day stories? Comments are your friend.

* Philthy 4th's: The drunken Hockey side most of the ChumpStylers and friends play for.

Gibbs' Record Six Sixes Video

Well, well, well Dan van Bunge (yes, van Bunge) must be feeling like a right tosser.

I never imagined I would ever see it happen in my life time, Gibbs you are a champion my son. Six sixes in a row, imagine that.

Of course YouTube was there to cover the action.

Thanks to Nick from Slackers for finding the vid.
Burning the records book update:

• Johnnie Walker is donating US$1,000,000 to a charity of Herschelle's choice for the six big ones he hit (thanks Nic)
• Gibbs made history by becoming the first batsman to hit six sixes in one-day internationals.
• Mark Boucher slammed 75 from 31 balls, and on the way notched up the fastest half-century in World Cups: he got to the mark off 21 balls
• South Africa's total of 353 for 3 is their highest World Cup score and the best total in a 40-over match, imagine if it was a 50 over game.
• The 18 sixes that South Africa slammed in the innings is an ODI record too, the previous best was 16.

Cricinfo has more.

Leaner Meaner F430

In 2005, Maranello unveiled the F430 Challenge, a racing version which competes in the Ferrari Challenge Trofeo series. So...obviously all of the boys on Ferrari's mailing list have been eagerly awaiting a road going version much like the 360 CS of yesteryear.

The F430 Challenge's specifications are much the same as the standard F430 only with a little lipo for extra measure. A total of 225kg have been removed and so beefing up the power to weight ration some what. Weight reduction measures include a lighter windscreen, carbon fibre intake plenum cover and a new exhaust.

The Challenge's features include a quick release steering wheel for fast exits, and centre locking wheels for quick changes. But some of its hardcore features – such as the carbon ceramic brakes, mechanical differential, track-honed suspension and dialled back electronics – should filter through to the road car.

I hope to see our boy, Lolly Jackson screaming past the cops in one of these as soon as possible. Or if not, then in the Lamborghini's Gallardo Superleggera(expect a full report soon)

SA Blog Awards 2007: Voting Last Day

It's the last day before voting closes. So please if you haven't done so yet send your browser this-away and cast 'em.

Dell after their large screw up at the end of last year (jog your memory here & here) are the next to step up and sponsor an award. A Dell Inspiron 9400 laptop is up for grabs for the best technology blog award. While I think it's very kind gesture, they really should be handing out laptops to all the winners after their large cock up. Besides all this I can't wait to get my hands on that MacBook Pro when ChumpStyle takes Best SA Blog, ah thang-you.

Oh and by the way, the image to the left is the new fancy Blog Awards banner - the designer won himself a cool Apple TV.

Again, here's the link to vote, and do remember to click the confirmation link you'll receive via email.

Silly, stupid me update:
OK slight screw up, according to SarahM from GottaQuirk the winner of the Apple TV for the best logo design goes to the photoshop techie who designed Logo 66 and not Logo 52 (check out the top 5 here) as I originally published. All very confusing as the results actually portray a different story. Apparently there was some sort of voting spam which hindered the results.

Boobs of the Week - Lucy Becker

Check out Lucy Becker's gallery here.

Got Knocked the Fug Out

So Kurt Cobain stills lives on thanks to that ever great service known as YouTube, you can see him here getting knocked the fug out by one of his own security guards after he did a stage dive. At least he managed to get up after it was all over.

The guys over at FHMOnline have compiled a list of the 10 Crazy Concert Moments. Go check it out, it includes clips of Greenday, Fall Out Boy, Rolling Stones, some Dutch DJ and some others.

Frank Miller's 300: R Rated Trailer & Fight Scene

I just pissed my pants, this is going to be one amazing movie. Granted, I've read no reviews just clicked like a Spartan possessed around YouTube. But from what I've seen has absolutely blown me away.

If I'm not mistaken this is the latest trailer. NSFW ladies, I'm sure your boss will be into the tits and girl on girl action but the smelly Bible basher down the hall won't (what the fuck is she eating anyway).Oven to 200, mash the best fight scenes from the Matrix and Troy, add some miracle juice and bake - you'll be left with this brutally beautiful fight scene:

IMDB Details: 300
Rotten Tomatoes Reviews: 300 (Still yet to read them)

Best. Prank. Ever.

CollegeHumor writers Amir and Streeter have an ongoing prank war. The following prank just so happens to be the latest and best. Genius!

Audio Prank! on Vimeo

Check out Streeter's other vimeo's here, seriously good stuff.

SA Blog Awards 2007: Vote for us!

Awesome! The voting is officially live. Thanks to all our readers and Parent's who nominated us for the 2007 SA Blog Awards. Because of your votes we've been nominated in the following categories:

• South African Blog of the Year

• Best SA Entertainment Blog

• Most Humourous South African Blog

• Best Post on a South African Blog (for Top 5 Spike Jonze Produced Commercials)

This year is a little different, there are a ton more great blogs to contend against, the prizes are substantially better and the voting process has changed somewhat. There's a panel of judges who have the final say (why one of us were never invited to join is beyond me) which means that the most popular blog won't necessary win (huh?). So this could go anyway ladies. But never the less, please vote for us.

The winning prize for Blog of the Year, by the way, is an Apple MacBook Pro courtesy of http://www.storm.co.za/ - sweet! We are going to have to find a way to split that amongst the six of us.

Vote here!

NB Update: Once you vote you'll receive a confirmation email which you'll need to click the link at the bottom to confirm the process. If it wasn't for the Ostendo's post I would have missed it myself, thanks D.

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If you think the awards banner sucks as I do (no offence Jon, Rafiq and crew), not too worry theres another competition on the way to design a new one (check out the designs here), the winning prize is an Apple TV. Tasty Apfel Strudel all over the place.

Stormy Daniels

There will definitely be a storm brewing when this lady walks into your bedroom at night or into your bedroom at any time or even into your house, can't get fussy when a hot lady is involved. Stormy Daniels.

Top 20 Movie Cock Teasers

The Shiznit have an awesome rundown for the Top Cock Teaser in the Movies. Their choice for #1 though, is rather whack. I'm sure many will agree, that top honors should have gone to Sarah Michelle Gellar for her role in Cruel Intentions, shown here giving Selma Blair a good lesson in the art of girl on girl action.
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Shit, we've posted a lot of videos lately - if you aren't digging it let us know.

Insane Ski Jump

Jamie Pierre goes for the world record by skiing off of a 250 foot cliff. Seems easy enough.

Fucking nuts, I wonder if throughout the attempt he ever thought he was going to come out alive.

Update: After being absolutely gob-smacked at this attempt I wanted to know more about this lunatic and the life he's lead, the chicks he's shagged. This video I found (first Google hit, I'm lazy ok) has Jamie talking about what he does and why he does it, some other amazing jumps in there as well.

Blades of Glory!

Just when you think Will Ferrel could not get any funnier, he teams up with Napolean Dynamite to conquer the world of competitive figure skating in 'Blades of Glory'! Can't wait.



Check out the trailer.

Fence Plowing

When bush diving just isn't painful enough anymore...



Here is an interview with the 'creator'!

The funny thing is that fence plowing was actually invented at my matric dance after party when a bush diver was too drunk to realise that the bush was on the other side of the fence and he dived straight into it - seriously!

Black Sheep Trailer

If this movie is going to be as any good as the trailer it will be the film to watch in 2007 - hilarious. View the trailer here.

Update: I found a lower quality ifilm version for ya'll. But if I was you and if I had the juice I'd rather go for the link above, I'm just saying.

666 David Fincher Tribute

Our friends over at Dave and Thomas have put together a sound collection of the best work from Fight Club and Se7en's acclaimed director David Fincher. 6 commercials, 6 music videos, 6 movies - quality stuff. Video evidence included.

Alessandra Ambrosio and Friends

Christ, look at those legs. The Superficial has more, by more I mean a fuck load. Something about a Victoria Secret walkoff.

Trent Reznor Grew Out Of The 80s

Would you have ever though that Trent Reznor (getting some loving from Manson above), mastermind behind Nine Inch Nails, and the soundtracks to Doom and Quake could have ever be part of something like this?

Can't Believe!

Springs has sprung

Morelsh has finally discovered the Internet and email, and the joys of wasting hours of work time to send and receive jokes, funny forwards and, most importantly, porn.

This must be the first mass mail he's sent ever:

Q. What does a Springs girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old Springs girl?
A. Ouma.

Q. Why did the Springs girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What's the first question during a Springs quiz night?
A. What you looking at?

Q. What's the difference between a Springs boy and a Springs girl?
A. A Springs girl has a higher sperm count.

And the one that got me falling off my chair...
Q. What do you call a Springs girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Okay, that's not an authentic parachute material white tracksuit that a normal Springs bride would be wearing as she walks down the aisle, but I couldn't find anything better. Sue me. But she does look like she could be from Springs, don't she?

Rainn Wilson Hosts SNL

SNL as show is seriously bland without comedians (and Christopher Walken) as hosts so I was happy to hear Rainn Wilson (The Office's Dwight Schrute) hosted SNL recently. Already critics (well some) are hailing it as the best episode since, well since Dane Cook hosted it at the end of 2005 - I concur.

NBC was kind enough to post these on Youtube.

SNL: Rainn Wilson's Monologue

SNL: White Possum Scream

SNL Digital Short: Business Meeting

Boobs of the Week: Nikki Ziering

Yup a fine Betty she is - the full gallery awaits.