Devon James got some Wood

So Tiger is not yet out of the woods. Yet another porn star "slash" floozy "slash" Show me the money chick has come forward claiming that she has had sex with Mr. Tiger Woods.

Not only does she claim she had sex with him but that she brought a fellow adult star for some manage a trois. I think he manage a very well. It is believed that Tiger paid between 4000 and 6000 pounds for the event. Good job. Any man with some spare cash would have done the same.

Here's pic of Devon James. They were hard to find, getting past all the news headlines and all.


Reality Kings MILF Hunter has her here.

Miss: Colette

A European beauty just for you.

Miss: Evelyn

yes please clicky click

Women, Props and Rubbers

That sort of sounds like a $1 porn VHS turned DVD. Well...it's not too far off. There are naked girls, props of some sort and even rubber. But it's classy.

It's the new Pirelli "So hjot, whan to tush the body" Calendar.

There are girls spanking monkeys...sort of.

There are girls licking cock...nothing clever to say.

There are even girls with machete's...I can die happy now.

Thanks very much to Pirelli and the tattoo clad photographer for their great work.

And there are loads more. Pirelli even managed to take more awesome pics than there are months in a year. I'm not at all upset that the Italians can't count, it just means more naked hotties for all of us.

The Greatest Commercial Known to Man

Not much to say other than send thanks and gratitude to Cape Town's Favourite Son for finding this gem. NSFW, unless your office allows "full frontal" casual Fridays.Video Link [Via]

Tanya van Graan Naked

SA Heat Magazine posted pics in their latest issue of Tanya van Graan naked in a Starship Troopers 3 scene. News now is Tanya tried to stop the naked images going to press. I'm not too sure why though, we're going to see her breasticles anyway when the movie goes straight to DVD. ChumpStyle's Joffers will be first in line.

Being the internet we couldn't care less for the images and cut straight to it's jugular - video. [NSFW]
Starship Troopers 3: Marauder Nude Scene

Denise Richards and Neve Cambell, the kiss!

Does anyone else have the inability to not stop thinking about that kiss from Wild Things when watching Denise Richards it's complicated on E!, religiously, like every Sunday, & then the during Monday night rerun? Well you not alone.
Thanks Chris!

L Word YouTube Connection

Lalalala Lesbian!

It's not often YouTube allows NSFW content but when they do it's of thing beauty (or not). Here's a clip from the L Word, where a number of birds go at it as only lesbionic birds can.

Slow clap anyone?

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NSFW warning so be sure to watch this the comfort of an internet cafe.

So Much Rage for James Blunt

Apparently James Blunt and that dude with the afro from CSI (Miami maybe?), have been frolicking with a bunch of nymphettes off the coast of Spain.

All good and well but what really pisses me off is the image below, is that even legal? Mad props to the gay UK crooner for pulling that shit off.

WWTD (as always) has the skinny and bucket load more images for you perusal - NSFW.


As always bald Britney lends a hand.

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Lindsey Lohan Nude

[via WWTD] Unbelievable, NYMag asked Lindsay Lohan to do a Marilyn Monroe inspired naked photoshoot for a spread and like a marriage proposal made in heaven she said "Yes".

We've done our fair share of LiLo bashing in the past but I must say she's looking damn good. View all the images here [NSFW].

Touché

But now it's on like Donkey Kong.

Here is the Trifector; Lesbians, Asian, and Glass Dongs


Haven't you seen the adds - "It's always better in Glass"

And you get Dessert too

Is It?

Don’t fucking push me oke. I said don’t fucking push me. I’LL MOER YOU.


So it’s a challenge then, is it? Well I just happen to have backup, and they are as hot as they are horny. Now Joffers, what’s her name is not bad…uh Lucy…I mean she has all that we need, but more is always better. Especially when there is less clothing involved.

I decide that in true Mikey style I won’t just smack you back with a similar klap but rather hammer you upside the head with a spade to make you think twice next time.

Ello dere ladies – Enjoy

Ignore the hostilities and retaliate. We need more porn.

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Did Ya Have a Good One

For all those who got well mashed over the Easter weekend, remember that although this weekend is shorter, there is no reason you can't end up like Mr. Pirate Princess Pickle Bunny.


Here are some links to get you through work tomorrow.

Left Handed Toons(by right handed people)
Bud Light Gorillas(as well as the rest of the blog)
Soccer Update(NSFW - ah, just click it)
Soft core(Sooo Hjot, wan to tush da body)
Montage of all the email of late(don't have anything for the brackets)

Ann Poll

Ann Poll

I'm at a loss for words.

Chump's Boobs of the Week

Janine Habeck has got an amazing Playboy spread for us. Enjoy.

Marissa Miller Nude Anyone?

Marissa Miller NSFW Gallery - Noooice!

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