R Kelly - Real Talk

Oh man, R Kelly escaping jail means we get to view and listen to some sweet ass gems like this YouTube exclusive from him.

Real Talk

Is it just me or did he forget to take the warehouse sticker off his Gucci Shades?

Real Talk

By the way my mamma doesn't screen calls for me either.

Real Talk

[via BlackNotes]

Pautzie and the Tanzanian Mafia

Well it seems Pautzie took Larry's last attack at him quite seriously and has now gone and got himself involved in the Tanzanian mafia (who would of thought they had a mafia). Not sure if the photo's are real, cause what mafia lets someone take pictures of their meetings without cutting off their arms and then beating them with them while saying "stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself". Glad to see Pautzie took his bodyguard with him though, cause it looked like the mafia guy was calling for backup while Pautzie was giving him the "Your mother is a dirty pirate hooker" Tanzanian sign cause the gun was to expensive.
I hope Larry reacts quickly and puts some herd boys and goats outside his camp to protect him from those mafia henchman.

I wonder what Mrs Nuala Pautz has to say about these secret dealings

L Word YouTube Connection

Lalalala Lesbian!

It's not often YouTube allows NSFW content but when they do it's of thing beauty (or not). Here's a clip from the L Word, where a number of birds go at it as only lesbionic birds can.

Slow clap anyone?

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NSFW warning so be sure to watch this the comfort of an internet cafe.

Katy Perry - I Kissed a Girl

One way to sell your crap music Part III

Bangersandnash.com have been churning out the goods lately. An SA ChumpStyle type blog, only updated more often. 1-0 to Bangers.

'Ol Nash himself found a stonker of a song by Katy Perry where she professes that she kissed a girl and liked it, and she hopes her boneheaded boyfriend doesn't care. I don't about you but that's a sure fire way to get your song listed on ChumpStyle's "One way to sell your crap music" list.

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Tits or GTFO!
Previously:
Part I: Benny Benassi - Whos Your Daddy
Part II: Corenell - Keep on Jumpin' - (recommended with love <3 xoxo)

Nandos Porn TV Ad

Now this is the type of ad we expect from Nandoes, not flippen Vernon Koekemoer. [via]

Related:
Make Vernon Koekoemoer Famous

The Ass-entials of Beach Volleyball

The single greatest post I've stumbled accross in a long time, kudos to the guys over at CO-ED Magazine. Go ahead, tap one of asses below to get to the full Beach Volleyball gallery.

So Much Rage for James Blunt

Apparently James Blunt and that dude with the afro from CSI (Miami maybe?), have been frolicking with a bunch of nymphettes off the coast of Spain.

All good and well but what really pisses me off is the image below, is that even legal? Mad props to the gay UK crooner for pulling that shit off.

WWTD (as always) has the skinny and bucket load more images for you perusal - NSFW.


As always bald Britney lends a hand.

Related: Petra Nemcova Nipple Slip

LA Laker Girls Tryouts

Whats better than the LA Laker Girls, 500 LA Laker girl tryouts maybe?


More here. [via]

Screw Work

Oh man, this video made me so angry!

Girls of Euro 2008

            Czech                                      Austria
I am not sure I completely agree with Maxim on this one, they said that Germany (24%) had the hottest girls followed by Sweden (20%), now I'm not disagreeing cause some of those girls are amazing but then I also noticed the girls from Czech Republic (6%). Also the chick from Austria should of got 20% just by herself.


          Sweden                                      Germany

How they Roll in India

If there was ever a ballsy thing to do driving on a highway it wouldn't come close to this.

Beer Run

Why the hell have I not known about BriTANick before? Wrong Answer!

View more from the lads here.

Boobs of the Week: Tracy McGregor

Previously: Boobs of the Week: Kerry McGregor (Tracy's big sis)
Via: Mobigo: Studio VIP

Mr T Hates Speedwalkers!

Previously: Mr T - Get some Nuts! (1st ad in the series)

Fat Guy Stuck in Internet

A show everyone should watch Fat Guy Stuck in Internet, my alter Tumblr ego has the skinny. Akss me why?