The Ass-entials of Beach Volleyball

The single greatest post I've stumbled accross in a long time, kudos to the guys over at CO-ED Magazine. Go ahead, tap one of asses below to get to the full Beach Volleyball gallery.

Best Game Ever

Another Improv Everywhere mission: A little league baseball game is turned into a major league event complete with Jumbotron, play-by-play NBC commentary and a Goodyear blimp. (via BlackNotes)

Update:
Check out the write up from Improv Everywhere, it includes a fake press conference video as well.

And this from a parent:

I believe you guys are behind the “Hermosa Beach Little League” taping that took place Saturday, March 10th, 2007. The parents will be talking about this for a long time… the kids even longer. My son was a pitcher on the Lugnuts. We had a long/tough season last year. Saturday made up for everything. I want to sincerely thank you for making Saturday so unbelievable. It was like a birthday, Christmas, and New Years Eve captured in a few amazing hours. Thanks a million for a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Top 50 Soccer Goals

After Liverpool crunched the Gunners at Anfield last night I went in search of the highlight's real, not only did I find it (s'cuse the spanish) but I found a number of other fine tasty treats as well.Top 50 Soccer Goals
Obviously with a list everyone has an opinion, post video links in the comments if you know of any other great goals.

Other videos:
Top 50 Champion League Goals
Top 20 Misses

F1 Boss Nazi-themed sex orgy scandal

F1 Grand Prix President Max Mosley is hit with calls to resign after a video surficed that appeared to show the 60+ year old participating in a Nazi themed orgy in a London dungeon.

In a video the [News of the World] posted on the Internet but later removed, two of the women wore black-and-white striped robes in the style of prisoners’ uniforms. The video showed Mr. Mosley counting in German — “Eins! Zwei! Drei! Vier! Funf!” — as he used a leather strap to lash one of the women.

"She needs more of ze punishment!" he cried in German-accented English. One woman appeared to search his hair for lice while another called off items on an inspection list. Mr. Mosley, naked, was bound face-down and lashed more than 20 times. [NY Times]

Wow, I honestly couldn't make that shit up if I tried. Squeeling in german, and having the ho check herself for lice while the other reads off a chart. F1 needs a bucket load of that type of creativity, I say give the lad 4 more years, or a Mugabe-esque 20.
Links:
Jalopnik has the video and more pics.
NY Times has the story

Michael Phelps Supersizes Every Meal

Just read an interesting fact, USA swimming legend Michael Phelps needs to eat between 8,000 and 10,000 calories to keep in fighting shape (link). Unfogged.com converted his daily meal-plan into Universal McDonald's Units (link):
Breakfast:

2 Big Macs
1 Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese
1 Medium Fries

Mid-morning snack:
2 Big Macs
1 Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese
1 Medium Fries

Lunch:
2 Big Macs
1 Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese
1 Medium Fries

Mid-afternoon snack:
2 Big Macs
1 Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese
1 Medium Fries

Dinner:
(Yup you guessed it)
2 Big Macs
1 Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese
1 Medium Fries

A legend in his own lunchtime.

Leaner Meaner F430

In 2005, Maranello unveiled the F430 Challenge, a racing version which competes in the Ferrari Challenge Trofeo series. So...obviously all of the boys on Ferrari's mailing list have been eagerly awaiting a road going version much like the 360 CS of yesteryear.

The F430 Challenge's specifications are much the same as the standard F430 only with a little lipo for extra measure. A total of 225kg have been removed and so beefing up the power to weight ration some what. Weight reduction measures include a lighter windscreen, carbon fibre intake plenum cover and a new exhaust.

The Challenge's features include a quick release steering wheel for fast exits, and centre locking wheels for quick changes. But some of its hardcore features – such as the carbon ceramic brakes, mechanical differential, track-honed suspension and dialled back electronics – should filter through to the road car.

I hope to see our boy, Lolly Jackson screaming past the cops in one of these as soon as possible. Or if not, then in the Lamborghini's Gallardo Superleggera(expect a full report soon)