Boobs of the Week

Bree Conded

With Wezzo out and about I thought I would post this weeks BOTW.

Does anybody know if she is also this chick? I'm pretty sure it, but there names are different!

FOB in SA

Well it is confirmed that Fall Out Boy will be in S.A on the 20 of July at the Coca-Cola Dome for one night and it looks like they will only play in Joburg.
Ticket prices are R321 for golden circle, R243 for standing and R166 for sitting.
Those marsh pits are going to be awesome.

Check out Computicket for more info.

Self Help Shit

Hey, it's a cheap post. Go blow a banana.

Razor Burn

Quick shave Video

I guess with this technique you will never have to worry about razor burn again. Reminds me of a mate (Rey) who set his hair a light after a couple too many drinks.

Hy's nie swart nie, hy's Goud!

Habana/Bangie/Donkey Kong My Boooooooy. The Bulls made my year, or was it the Sharks - they sure did fuck it up...
Vid courtesy from that Slacker, Mank

Prank War 5: Amir's Big Break

This has actually become my favorite reality-show-sitcom this year and we're only 5 episodes in. We've featured the ongoing prank war between CollegeHumor writers Streeter and Amir before. If you can recall, Streeter had altered the song Stacy's Mom to include a soundbyte of him having sex with his girlfriend (so he says) and then included it in Amir's iTunes collection - the end result was hilarious. Well it's all progressed from there and the stakes have become even higher, so much so that it's all become almost unbearable to watch.

Streeter sets up his latest prank:

I had Paul Scheer of MTV's Human Giant call Amir and say, "We have 2 parts open in an upcoming sketch and I thought you and Streeter might want them. The only thing is MTV won't pay for tickets to LA so you have to get your own." Of course, Amir bit and after a few fake MTV releases, a few fake scripts and a lot of bragging to co-workers, we were on our way to LA.

To make it even better, I asked the Human Giant guys to constantly insult Amir's acting while praising mine and eventually take him out of the fake sketch.

Watch and squirm.

Click the image above to watch

Amir's previous prank on Streeter was equally as dick but not as large, check it out and the other leading up pranks through the links below:

Prank War 4
Streeter Bombs.

Prank War 3
Andy Bloom makes his appearance.

Prank War 2:
Streeter's Big Date.

Prank War 1:
Audio Prank on Amir.

Red Bull gives you...

I know Red Bull gives you wings but I didn't know that it was a replacement for petrol. A very expensive replacement it is though. You let the brunettes down chick.

Jessica Simpson's Boobs Take Over The World

My Greatness! It's amazing how quickly we can forget about pure stupidity when staring in the face of beauty. That's definitely the case here with little Ms. Simpson, she's looking absolutely tremendous - but you have to wonder though whats really going through her mind. Here she's looking fat and happy in the black number - possibly thinking of unicorns and puppies, and slim (to anorexic) and grumpy in the shiny silver number, maybe delving into the idea of destroying the paparazzi with the help from Shrek and Donkey.

Full rack of pics here.

Full set here.

Afternoon Delight - Anchorman

It sure has been a while...

Boobs of the Week: Theresa de Klerk

Theresa de Klerk the original South African favorite, well my generation anyway - X I think it is, or Y, I don't know. I can tell you this, she had a splendid innings taped against my wall as a kid (me not her, stay focused) - right next to Mariah Carey & Janet Jackson. Yes, I know, I know.

Next time, ductape.

Proudly SA:
Boobs of the Week: Lieschen Botes
Boobs of the Week: Candice Boucher
Boobs of the Week: Kerry McGregor

A heartsore post...

Can I please have a minute of silence for my dear friends that are to be opened and disposed of... Like they were nothing but GARBAGE!

The Tragedy

I am going home now, since I am too distraught to work.

(I will be holding conselling sessions from 6-7 every Tuesday)

Yet Another Video

Here we have Conan(O'Brien, like I had to tell you) taking the piss at the Intel HQ building, someplace in yanksville.

It's quite a biggy, so Wezzo use a work PC -it's 21 megs- we wouldn't want you defaulting on them payments again.

Update: Found it, catch it while it's hot. Thanks Clipstr

Interview with the Chumps

Who knew we were interesting enough to be interviewed! But ye, click on the adii to read it.

Boobs of the Week: Lieschen Botes

I was rapped on the knuckles a week or two ago in the comments of our last Boobs of the Week post. I went out on a limb and falsely named Candice Boucher as Mark Boucher's sister and how appropriate it was that she was a belter and how well we were doing in the cricket, and, and whatever. For that this post will be totally truthfull, the truth here being that if I had a choice between stomping Candice Boucher and Lieschen Botes, I'd take Lieschen every god damn time.

Don't you just those curves!

Demetri Martin

This dude is absolutely crazy. He's quite dry but truly genius. I sat last night looking for more comedy and stumbled across Demetri and ended up rolling on the floor from laughter or just simply LQTM(laughing quietly to myself) all through this video. Enjoy.

Here is another DM video a little longer but well worth it.

Prank Call

Now I'm not a fan of those A-mericans but there has to be some kind of intelligent life across that side. Why the change of heart, Mike? because this is one of the funniest, cleverest prank calls evers. EVERS.

If you thought The Landlord was funny, check this out.

301 Useless Facts...

...and the 234 responses to them.

• Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and died on days when Halley’s Comet can be seen. During his life he predicted that he would die when it could be seen.


• US Dollar bills are made out of cotton and linen.


• The “57″ on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of pickle types the company once had.


• Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world’s garbage annually. On average, that’s 3 pounds a day per person.


• Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels.


• Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn’t digest itself.


• 98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim.


• A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945.


• The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.


• The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.

All of them at Single Grain

Conan to the Rescue

I'm warning you before hand that it is an extremely long video (about 8 min) but the last 2-3 minutes are a definite must see. Picture Conan in one of those lycro suits that they use to create animation movements and characters from Star Wars. Hilarious. Always wondered what C3PO would look like drunk.