Game: Super Mario Bros

I thought Facebook needed a Super Mario game app, turns out a number of other people thought so too. I created one anyway. Play the game here.
Next step is to find and add more Mario games to the app, make it slightly more unique. Second step would be to deal with all the law-suits.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Michael Phelps Supersizes Every Meal

Just read an interesting fact, USA swimming legend Michael Phelps needs to eat between 8,000 and 10,000 calories to keep in fighting shape (link). Unfogged.com converted his daily meal-plan into Universal McDonald's Units (link):
Breakfast:

2 Big Macs
1 Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese
1 Medium Fries

Mid-morning snack:
2 Big Macs
1 Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese
1 Medium Fries

Lunch:
2 Big Macs
1 Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese
1 Medium Fries

Mid-afternoon snack:
2 Big Macs
1 Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese
1 Medium Fries

Dinner:
(Yup you guessed it)
2 Big Macs
1 Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese
1 Medium Fries

A legend in his own lunchtime.

The Conan O'Brien Variety Hour

With the writers on strike, Conan has been coming up with his own content (and growing a beard). When the nerdy scripts come back though, I'm sure there'll be more Conan singing country. View the video here.

Bums Became Pointsmen in Rosebank

I've often wished that the guys selling black plastic bags, and clothes hangers on the side of Johannesburg's busiest roads would help out and direct traffic when Eskom decides to shed it's load. That, I would pay money for. Well, it happened yesterday in Rosebank. Check out the video below (via Groogle).
Brought to you by: The Times Multimedia

15 Most Badass Bald Guys

"When you're sick and tired of dealing with hair, you either shave it all off or get so angry and old that it falls out on its own volition. These are the men we salute." - Double Viking.

We haven't linked to DoubleViking in a while, which is a crying shame, because they sure do know how to bust out quality posts. 15 Most Badass Bald Guys appealed to me - because I really hope to make that list in 15 years. 2 is more likely though *crying baby emoticon*.

I do think they could have included the cast of Cyanide Happiness though.

Petra Nemcova Nipple Slip

Besides being a super outrageously hot supermodel making millions of dollars Petra Nemcova really had nothing going for herself, and to make things worse - two words - James Blunt. There she was a week ago, minding her own D-rate-dreary-squalid little business, and this week she pulls a nipple-slip out of left field and becomes A-rate trashy. Complaints?

Images via WWTDD

Welcome Back: Charlotte McKenna

Well it seems that there are only a few ChumpStylers back at work, I know G-Man and Wezzo went to Mocambique for the December holidays, so I am sure we will be in for some awesome photo's when they get back. Anyways I see the site hasn't had a post since 20 December 2007 so thought I would add my 2 cents and introduce you to Charlotte McKenna. She can be my cowgirl anytime.