Eat Your Underwear to Beat the Breathalyzer

One of those good idea - bad idea moments. He would have been a legend at his local Keg and Dragon if it worked, but now he's just an idiot with a criminal record. Anyone else notice he looks way younger than 18?

Bums Became Pointsmen in Rosebank

I've often wished that the guys selling black plastic bags, and clothes hangers on the side of Johannesburg's busiest roads would help out and direct traffic when Eskom decides to shed it's load. That, I would pay money for. Well, it happened yesterday in Rosebank. Check out the video below (via Groogle).
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Excuse Me Orifice

Today on the news, I heard that some poor dude got pulled over by the traffers for having a big fat slobber on his room-ys, fined R500 and then left there thinking what the FUCK just happened.

It has been announced by the very intelligent orifices at the traffic department that drinking (non-alcoholic), eating and smoking in your car is now also illegal whilst driving.

Quote (not really but it’s close enough): "It are eellegal to be doing anyving vat can obstruct your driving capabilities on ve road. You should haf your full thought while driving"

I mean where will it end. I can just imagine that on the way to work, some dumb cunt in a khaki uniform jumps out of the bush and fines me on the spot for a DUI-NS (driving under the influence of nut-scratching). Who knows maybe even for tuning into the traffic channel.