Excuse Me Orifice

Today on the news, I heard that some poor dude got pulled over by the traffers for having a big fat slobber on his room-ys, fined R500 and then left there thinking what the FUCK just happened.

It has been announced by the very intelligent orifices at the traffic department that drinking (non-alcoholic), eating and smoking in your car is now also illegal whilst driving.

Quote (not really but it’s close enough): "It are eellegal to be doing anyving vat can obstruct your driving capabilities on ve road. You should haf your full thought while driving"

I mean where will it end. I can just imagine that on the way to work, some dumb cunt in a khaki uniform jumps out of the bush and fines me on the spot for a DUI-NS (driving under the influence of nut-scratching). Who knows maybe even for tuning into the traffic channel.