Women get lower math scores than men

Scientists trying to figure out why women get lower math scores than men, here.

Why didn't they just ask me? Cos they are inferior, sub-males who should have never left the kitchen in the first place.

Fuck, I get surprised when I see a sub-male who can spell their name correctly.

Jinja "BitchesAreTheDevil" Ninja

Oh, love you Tanya.

The Aristocrats

The joke, known as the "Aristocrats" is one of the longest running in-jokes in the standup comedy industry, being passed amongst comedians backstage for years. The joke is normally told to fuck around with new comedian who's just about to go onstage. This famous joke has no set pattern, only a simple format...

1) A family goes in to see a talent agent.
2) The agent asks to see their act.
3) They oblige by committing the most disgusting and elaborate act the teller's imagination and stomach will allow.
4) When asked what their act is called they explain that it is called "The Aristocrats" - It's not supposed to make sense.

The more vile the joke is the better.

Eddie Izzard, Billy Connolly, Chris Rock, Robin Williams and the makers of South Park are among the comedians who have recorded versions of the joke for the film which is to be shown at the Edinburgh Fringe later this year. It went "public" when Cartman pulled it off on South Park recently. Although it's not as bad as Trey Parker's (South Park) version, sheesh. Take a look and listen...

Cartman's Version WMV 3.8MB

Trey's Version MP3 1.9MB

Right Click, and Save As. (If you still need me to tell you that, why are you on The Internets?)

Dale: Yeah! F'ing users...

Dude, you the one behind bars!

Pretoria News - Defiant: Mark Scott-Crossley gestures to photographers after his bail was revoked by the court following allegations of intimidation laid by one of the State's witnesses.

No no no, FUCK YOU dipshit.

'Sup with celebrities and beaches?

Hey don’t get me wrong, its just weird to me that these godamn hottie miss hot hots will refuse to pose to Loslyf, Miss Juggy Jugs and the like but they will get their kit off at a secluded beach at the drop of a hat and prance around all willy nilly, or is that get their kit off and pussy foot around. Oblivious to the fact that some dude’s in the bushes armed with a lense and spending some good quality time with Ms Palmer and her 5 kids. The best part of this is the rub-and-tugger is getting paid Billions in Zimbabwe money for the nudy pic while the stupid celery is getting paid zip, nada, flip-flop, poo sammitches – and now that my friends (and Dale) is pure entertainment.

Anna K

Huge fan of both Anna K and the razzo that took the pic, run Anna run. Don’t stop girl, don’t stop… I love you.

Uma Therman

Uma, Uma, Uma thank you from the bottom of my crotch. Oh Ok bulge in the pants is becoming a bit of a problem actually. “You guys go ahead I’ll catch up, just gotta sit and wait here for a while, k”

Kirsten Dunst

Okay Dunst was never one of my favorites..... nope still not. Why did I even post this?

Fcking Genius's working at IOL

Todays headlines:

Software titan Microsoft has recorded a healthy profit margin for the recent quarter.

NO SHIT!

Sniffing some blow

Pussy lovers beware.
Also called dragging the cat

All is not lost...

Dyl mate even though you lost your job because of certain time constaints and your total lack of ability to tell the truth, don't worry my man all is not lost the future still looks bright. Just always, always...

Its winter and its cold out

Dont you love the convenience of not having a bearded axe wound, where after watching the sixth replay of an Anna Kournikova rally you can all run outside and write your names on a wall or have light-saber fights, you know the usual pee fest. Well now you can do all that online. Genius I tell you, pure genius.

They actually look quite sweet together when drawn in the snow they do

Hmmm makes ya think

A man made island looks like ejaculating penis. Them Saudi's make me laugh. Apparently they also oblivious to the fact that they are half way through another that looks like a gushing kwas.

Don't do that shit again! Judge here's a cool idea to ensure ya sister's mates never take a "soft toil" in your sacred place ever again.

And lastly, Shawsie insead of juggling all 3 of them lasses, look no further than this Yahoo personal. Not only is she young, blonde and attractive, but apparently she wants some hot butt-lovin' too!

Jury Duty Gone Bad

What do you get when you have a morphine addict who's high as a kite, a mental patient who recently almost tore his little nephew a new one, and an alcoholic recently arrested for soliciting sex from a cop "I should have known something was up, She had teeth". Yup its the Jury Pool from HELL!

Teri Hatcher's Golden Globes

Desperate Housewives (US of FatLand's #1 show) is coming to SA, YAY - I think. I have no clue what it’s about, it could be anything from a spin-off of "Shag in the Township" to a lame version of the Golden Girls, to ummm... I dunno where I'm going with this, anyway. I heard Teri Hatcher (aka. Lois Lane) is in it, I was like hell yeah Wooooooo!! Teri Hatcher on the teli again - there is a God and he doth speak in wicked cool tounge, then some dude (lets call him Chumpstyle) posts them Paparazzi pictures on the superhighway of Ms. Lane without makeup and displaying her jooblies for real, I must say though its amazing to see the quality lovepuppy support and paint job FHM threw at her in their pics. I then had a closer look at the Paprazzo photies and it hit me! That’s not Teri thats Tanya/Tonya, the Razzo got i totally wrong. Dale I hope the two of you have a fantastic life together you love bugs you... Oh and a fruitloop does not constitute as a ring, K.




Update: F#ck I'm sick of updating. Anyway if the pics don't showup (as they often dont) here are their links:
FHM Pic1 FHM Pic2
Razzi Pic 1 Razzi Pic 2

Wes, the dog hunter...

This just in...

While at a good night at Odds, Wesley hunted and hunted for and I quote Dyldodius here "The Unwanted". Wes finally found her, there she was looking hairier than a Greek, a Pora and a Leb mixed.

Wes makes his moves, Wes is thinking "She is helpless against my good looks and irresistable charm". She thinking "Sure, why not, I haven't had sex since my dad fucked me."

I waited till Wes was getting some good action before nabbing this shot of them going at it.

Dumptruck...

Yup there we go the Redheaded Redneck spoke. Have we ever taken note of anything he's said seriously? Nope 'cause who's gonna listen to one whipped, soon to be married son of a biaaatch. Nice pic of you though I must say. Update: HaHa! Quote: "Suck my Orange balls" Man oh man you said it not me! Fuck thats hilarious.

The best lesbian kiss I have ever seen, EVER

Blogs...

Blogs, the place people go to write their thoughts for the day, because no one else GIVES A SHIT!

WHY, do people do it? Ooooh I can see what I wrote on the web, oooooh.
Suck my orange balls.

So all the f'ing people who like the sound of their own voice, PLEASE feel free to write your thoughts down here.

There WES, you happy now? I replied on your f'ing blog.

Kind Regards

Dale

Welcome

First post - Dari, Shawsie & Dale we gotta start sorting this blog out big style!