Guy Richie's RocknRolla

Awesome news this side of Paris getting out of jail early is, Guy Richie is in the process of creating another British gangster movie titled RocknRolla. Still early days but, FirstShowing.net reports that the cast has just been announced: Gerard Butler (300), Tom Wilkinson (Night of the White Pants), Thandie Newton (MIII), & Chris “Ludacris" Bridges.

Looking at all that makes me think Monsieur Richie's budget is lil' larger this time around. I think I speak for everyone when I say I'll be happy if he kept the Strathams and the Vinnie Jones', maybe thrown in a dumb Wayne Rooney for good measure. The lego pieces aren’t aligning - something’s a miss, maybe a three piece, and we all know what happens to your career when you start working with rappers - Steven Seagal anybody? Britney even? Danny K?

The whole thing already stinks and I believe someone’s career is in for a serious drenching, but man I can't wait.