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Wednesday, June 22, 2005

How to win the argument

We all know that arguing with chicks is totally difficult, and that guys seldom win. I bet not even Johnny Cochrane could win an argument against his wife. No matter how hard you try, they win. By default. Game, set and match, 6 love, 6 love. It was over before it started.

And even when you have half a chance at winning, they have their tactics. Tears. Uncontrollable high-pitched screaming. And blackmail - she'll go back to that one time when you belted the belter on the bar counter. And did your bestfriend's (now ex-bestfriend) girl in the front seat of the car! Doggystyle!).

But now I've seen the formula for success.

Punch her in the face

This is a parody and not meant to be taken seriously. I am in no way advocating the beating of women to win an argument. Unless the fucking whore was your girlfriend and fucked your bestfriend. Then knock her the fugout by all means!
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