News from one fucked up night before the public holiday

So what better way to celebrate Youth Day with a biggie at Tiger with your friends? An entirely different night from last Thursday – then again, it was 6 days later, and Wednesday idiot! Last week was all about hot chicks and money shots. Last night was all about friends. Old friends, new friends, random friends and hot friends. G Man and Wezzo weren't there again. Like I said, last night was about friends! And Jinja? Who knows?

So here's to the youths:

Dee, Rochelle, Tuchinka and new found friend Miss Tiger camera lady. She was quite hot. She was giving me the sexy wink and eyebrow raise thing, and I was all like, "Yeah!" And then when moving in for the kill, I realised that she had a lazy, squint eye… Pity. But don’t get me wrong, I still definitely would! And (from R to L) Mon-sta, Katie and her friend (name currently unknown).


"Mervin" our gay and Jewish friend, practicing for the Drakensburg Boys' Choir for Gay Jews. All together now, "Hava, negila, hava". And Wazza with "Merv" - still singing.


Judge was at his home-wrecking best after pulling moves on the married blonde belter. Pity about her lil fat friend – just got in the way. Judge wanted me as his wing man and take it for the team – not a fucking chance! Then Judge with an unidentified blogger – but judging by that soul patch on his chin, it must be Pietertjie*.

*Not his real name

Me and Dean-O, currently 94.7's reigning brain on Mansfield's "Battle of the Sexes". Listen on Friday at 8h40 for his next battle against some Highveld ho. And Pottie and his goyl Da.


Anonymous Pietertjie, Cavernsh, cuzzin Kate and the Reigning Brain. And then my best Photoshop job yet. Just stuck Rochell's head on a hunchback's body.


Pity Wezzo, G and Jinja weren't there... like I said, the night was about FRIENDS (and not ex-bestfriends).