Smut in the city

Rox has started a smut fest in an attempt to increase her readership. Smut sells remember? Without it, Chump would never rack up 60000-odd hits in just 5 months – we'd still be making crap one-liner chirps at how inadequate we all are in the various social, physical and work departments.

But Chump aren't the only ones to take advantage of the sick fuckers who have no lives except to read countless porn blogs on a Friday night. Salami has his Tuesday smut. Aquila too makes use of awesome honey posts. JanFF wouldn’t even exist if it wasn't for their nun and midget stuff! And there are all those countless others…

So Rox is starting another competition – post the smuttiest shit around. The only rule? No real people porn is allowed. I encourage the rest of you to take part. Pass this invite along, and let Rox know about your posts, just so she can keep tabs (chicks dig doing stuff like that – keeping little checklists of participants written on cute Hello Clitty paper – hah! First bit of smut already!). This should be fun!

So watch this space – Wezzo is in Paris hopefully collecting some dirty European stuff, G is also out of town in a far dodgier place, Jinja, well, behind the quiet red-haired exterior, is quite a sicko. I will use this long weekend to gather some crazy-dirty stuff, that reminds me, I must give Judgey Poo a call...