News from one fucked up birthday/house party weekend

So G Man cracked the big two-five in August, how he got there still amazes me today. Dude, how have not received 25 to life? Or drunk yourself into a hole and never crawled out? Or been knocked the fugout cos of that "Hit me quick" smirk of yours. Seriously, Aunty Jan must be proud!

And it was also his Me Julie's 22nd – G's much better half! Couples birthday parties, how Standard 5 do you get?

Anywho, I was asked to take thousands of pics and post them to prove that G Man actually has friends outside of his bowling club and random nine-to-fiver. And I seem to remember promising everyone they'd make it onto Chump, so here goes – the longest photo gallery of News from one fucked up weekend ever. Make that EVERS!

You might be 25 but you should seriously grow up. Monogrammed muffins? Seriously dude, Standard 5! Presenting the birthday couple, G Man and Me Julie {cue applause}


The peeps:

Jamma, G and Dari - primary school buggerz! With Stud, Stifler, G and D - high school dropouts.


Judge, Chicken and Wazza. Followed by the serial lurkers Pot and Gregory John.


Robbie and Sarah - dude. can't wait for New Years' in the US. And only a couple more sleeps 'til golf holiday. Phat photo: Wezzo and Bitsem - life is treating you boys okay it seems, innit? Count the chins and win!


There must've been crack in that stogie cos I swear there were two ducks in the pool. And chickens in the corner? Speaking of chicks, meet the mother of my twins, G's older sister Kerrycopter.


Me Julie's ladeez, Nats and Sarah. And baby sis Kat.


The fam - Kerry, G and Candice. And what Chump News would be complete without Jadey Poo and Chicken?


Then the shit hit the fan. My favourite son Trav totally DESHTROYING Dawson! And a street kid.


The mayhem and aftermath...


Fucken awesome night, good party guys! And HAPPY BIRTHDAY once again. Collect your Chump shirts at the door. And thanks to Aunty Jan and Big Kev for the abuse of your house. And the BIGGEST big up to Big Rache for the killer crumbed chiggen! Fried chiggen...

'Til the next birthdays, Pot's, Chicken's, Judge's. FUCK! August is going to be an expensive month!

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Me Julie's 21st last year. Hands up who remembers Lazzo getting teabagged by the cock, I mean cook!
G's birthday at Roxy's.