As seen on TV

My mother always told me that if I don't have anything constructive to say, don't say anything!

So much can be said about a trimmer to help manicure your lady's bush, but no none of it is close to being constructive. So I will keep it shut.

But if your lady friend is feeling a lil porn-stylish, be sure to hook her up with this beard trimmer - it comes with all kinds of stencils, from cute girly shapes like hearts and star shapes to chilli peppers and powerpuff girls (only the green one) and the classic Che Guevarra.

And it comes with a full money back guarantee.

Oh yes, and in case you've been living under a rock for the past 10 years, or are only ten years old, or you're a conservative, NG Kerk attending Afrikaaner, this is who Jenna Jameson is. NSFW, naturally.