How to tell when your date has gone bad

I always thought the whole Coyote Ugly scenario* had to be the worst. This though has got to be slightly worse, a chick with a gun. You have a definate chance to get out of there without getting your belly button blown off though. They can't throw for shit, now she reckons she can tolt a gun. Get outa town! Bitch!!

* You know the one where you pick up a chick while loaded with cane, vodka, captain and beer, she takes you back to her place. In the morning you wake up and she's a DOG ugly Orc, and lying on your arm. The only way to get out of there is chew your own arm off and run, such as coyote's do when trapped. Coyote Ugly. I have no clue why I wasted my time telling you that... fuck.