What’s in a name?

No doubt, you’ll agree that a catchy name for your business will attract attention, which attracts customers, who pay for your goods/ services, and you make money. And you do your bit for the economy and job creation and all that warm ‘n fuzzy crap that all those people at the top go on about.

But check the name of this company: Pen Island. Not the most creative? Bit it’ll do. Basically they make custom pens. And custom pens must be expensive right, so this place must make moolah? But with a website like this, I don’t know so much? Visit their site at www.penisland.net.



Or if you have green fingers, try the local nursery: www.molestationnursery.com



Ever wanted to find a shrink? Or maybe a rapist? Click here: www.therapistfinder.com

Or Power Generators Italia at www.powergenitalia.com. Beware the horny chicks!

Religious? Click here for some e-Religion from the First Cumming Methodist Church: www.cummingfirst.com

Or if you're looking for an adult distance learning institution, visit this page: www.expertsexchange.com. Bet most of their hits originate from Thailand...

If you're famous like us, find an agent here: www.whorepresents.com. You may get to finally meet Paris Hilton through them.

Shot to Jake the Snake for the email. Pearlers, bud!