HELP wanted

Eish wena, not that kinda help like we're looking for an ousie to come wash the dishes and breast feed our children! Help as in: rich Caucasian with bad hair (but good teeth) needs to break away from the hectic life that is Jozi to get sunburnt so badly the locals think he's British.

Basically, Don is looking for accomodation in Plett over December/January. Anyone?

I was kinda loathe to do this - after all I refused to help out that Andreij Katchacokov dude, who was offering his daughter as a bride for $20,000. I declined on the basis that Chump is no classified, and certainly will not whore ourselves for money. And the fact that his daughter was only 14. And had an arse for a face.

But Donny my boy, because we go back a long way - you got me my first threatening lawyer's letter, you crashed your car after jolling with us (twice!), laugh at all of my corny jokes and have a HJOT sister - I've decided to help you out.

So please, if you know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy, please shout Don a holler, either via email or comments or smoke signals.

Shame, by the response so far, Warmbaths is looking like a good option.