News from one fucked up long weekend

Thursday, 15 June 2006
We hit MadHatters for the first time on a Thursday for their Students' Night. Believe it or not, but we're getting old, and Thursdays for the most part are a no, no. And we're pretty much over having to do a work puke at 8.30am come Friday morn. Thirty big ones cover and 2-for-1 special. We got wrecked. We deshtroyed chicks. We threw name like it was Odds in 2005.

Just about the entire crew made their way through, we arrived almost 20 strong, straight to the front of the 50 metre queue. There were poor sods who were queueing in the cold since 7.30pm. I'd hate us if I wasn’t us.

Some of the peeps – Marcosaurus, Wezzo, Dari Dawg, Judge, Pot aka New Guy and Jamma. Not so noteable absentees included G Man and Wazza - you gays missed out. Seriously. The girls included Da, Tamz, Jennifer, Jadey-Poo, Candice and Kay. I just realised, we're a HJOT group of people. I'd do us if I wasn't us.


Then there were the Manhattan newbies Dario, Claudio and Dawson. Dawsie, your fugly mug is on the blog, happy?! But like I said, you guys gotta do some dodgy shit, or dodgy girls to get the real ChumpStyle respec'. Shit like moisten Wezzo's man-titties.


The place was fucking packed! And that pic was taken just after 10pm. The without fail, Wezzo got SO wrecked, he lost yet another phone – number 6 in total (Five lost last year, and so far this was the first for '06). That's my boy! Oh yes, and we found him sleeping on the bonnet of the car, after being MIA for almost 2 hours.

Update:
Wezzo was a bit embarrassed by the original pic, where he looked fucking hammered. That pic, was however, taken out of context, as he was totally sober at the time - it's just that the pic was clicked at a most in-opportune moment. He asked me kindly to make amends...

Saturday, 17 June 2006
We decided to see how the "others" party, and made our way to The Palms in Sandton. Nice club, but fucked up people. Shit vibe. And fucked up people. Actually only one dickhead, that Jewish guy that seemed to really ruin EVERYBODY's night. And I'm not talking about Danny K either. About Danny K, we have beef with that monkey since he stole Lee-Ann Liebz from us. Yip, they're back together - and you heard it first on Chump.

Anyway, no pictures cos I couldn’t be bothered - the whole night was shit.

But what an awesome long weekend – one big night, two rounds of golf, abuse of one (circumcised) Jewish knob, good footie on telly and tons of hot chicks. Rockstar life. It continues…

Monday, 19 June 2006
The Boyz downstairs were robbed. Again. And they took the DSTV decoder. What is this world coming to? Who steals a decoder during the World Cup? Oh wait, I would if I didn’t have one! FYI – Wezzo, Judge and Pot stay downstairs. Luckily Wazza and I live upstairs, so we don’t have those issues.



'Til next weekend. Maybe we bump into the Jewish doos in a dark alley and hit him with a borrel, maybe we catch the fucks who stole the DSTV, and maybe some random hotties get blown over by our charming personalities. Can't wait...