Scarlett Johansson Voted 'Best Cleavage on the Planet'

A good friend of mine Scarlett Johansen has been voted by People Magazine as having the 'Best Cleavage on the Planet'. I phoned her up as soon as I heard the great news. It's one thing to tell your best girl friend that she has a great pair of knockers, it's another to tell her you love her and have the deep desire to hump her senseless. So I took it slow:

Wez: Scar whats cracking.
Scar: Chillin', na mean.
Scar: Who's this.
Wez: Wez, you hear the news.
Scar: I got the Laura Roslin part for Battlestar Gallactica? Oh man that's so exciting!
Wez: No your tits Scarlett! Your fucking tits! They WON!
Scar: It's not a Uni-Boob, It's a pair, I have two.
Wez: What? No your tits Double-U-O-N won the 'Best Cleavage on the Planet' voted by People Magazine readers.
Scar: Sweet Nips! Does that mean...
Wez: I love you Scarlett.
Scar: I have to go.
Wez: Yeah of course, me too...

OK so I never got as far as telling her I wanted to shag her silly but at least I was the first to let her know her tits rock, I feel special.

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