Jodie Marsh's Mistakes

Man what I would give to get head between them two melons, anything, name the price.

Girls listen up, Fashion Yes Yes Rule #1: Silicone them breasts as soon as you get the money. Don't linger, this is where most of you airheads make the big mistake. Guys like massive breasts, if he tells you otherwise - he's gay or probably drunk. This was Gods biggest mistake we he created woman (besides the rib thing), and its the number one reason as to why we have plastic surgeons today (and Nip/Tuck on Tuesday nights 9h30) - it's his way of saying "Sorry guys I fucked screwed up. Here take these jelly tots, it's not like I was going to eat them anyway".

Take Jodie Marsh here for example, she would look like the backside of a bull dog slash mule if she never had them done (you all nodding your head at this point). It gives her that extra something, something. Yes granted she does look a right silly tart with them titties all pressed hard against her chest, but she's making a statement "Screw Hitler and Osama, look at these gorgeous mistakes from God".

pics from Hollywood Tuna