Blender (the magazine, not the kitchen appliance) lists the 50 Worst Things to Ever to Happen to Music. Personally I feel the list should have been littered with hip-hop and rap atrocities because lets be serious here the genre truly does suck. But as expected for fear of getting a couple 50's caps in their ass they took the soft cock route and included eveything from Sammy Hagar to Fred Durst as well for shits and giggles.
21 - Nearly Every Hip-Hop VideoFucking Hip-Hop.
We get it.
Your ride is pimped, your crib is a castle and at the drop of an ice-encrusted hat, you can have tons of scantily clad ho's pouring bottles of Cristal down your gullet while you kick it in the hot tub. Congratulations to a generation of hip-hop video directors for making decadence seem so ... boring.
12 - Kevin Federline
Golfing and wifebeaters? Whatever. Multiple baby mamas? Hey, do your thing. Even the rapping isn't that bad. But snatching away our favorite pop star -- that cannot be forgiven. Two years ago, BRITNEY SPEARS was America's sexy sweetheart, then the ex-backup-dancer pounced, and it was bye-bye 'Toxic,' hello diapers and Cheetos.
02 - Suge Knight
Here's some advice:
If SUGE KNIGHT offers to bail you out of jail, wait for a better offer. After doing this for TUPAC SHAKUR, the bullying head of Death Row records molded a talented 24-year-old rapper into a doomed gangsta cartoon, fanned a preposterous coastal rap feud (f--k the Bering Strait, too, while we're at it!) and steered his young star on a confrontational course that ended in a bullet-riddled BMW 750. Whether or not Biggie Smalls' subsequent murder was related, Knight drafted a tragedy hip-hop never got over.
Read the entire list here.



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