He's a She

...my apologies, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

These she-males are dodgy as hell and so if you aren't sure about someone, make sure you read these 10 tell tale signs.

...6. She might have a shapely figure but if she has knees like wrestler Mick McManus be afraid, be very afraid.

7. Send her to a supermarket. If she comes back with a crate of Continental lager, some pizzas and a set of novelty fridge magnets, then she was born a bloke.

8. Ask her who Manolo Blahnik is. If she thinks he might play for Real Madrid, it’s a bloke. But if she says he’s a shoe designer, you’ve got the real thing.

9. Leave the loo seat up. If she daintily leaves it down after use, it’s a woman. If the toilet looks like someone has just installed a sprinkler system, then she’s still got her meat and veg...more.

You've been warned.