Not the seven-thirty Sepedi news

Jacob Zuma never ceases to amaze me… how can a guy who's so unintelligent, manage to mastermind a downfall such as this:

- Accept a 500k a year bribe in the arms deal debacle;
- Found to have a corrupt relationship with Schabir Schaik
- Subsequently get fired from the deputy presidency (how he got there intrigues me big time);
- And then being accused of raping an HIV positive family friend.

He has entertained the courts with howlers such as:

"It would minimise the risk of catching the disease."
Zuma, explaining to the Johannesburg High Court why he took a shower after having sex with an HIV-positive woman.

"You cannot leave a woman if she is already at that stage (of sexual arousal)."
Zuma, giving evidence in the Johannesburg High Court during his rape trial.

Check the rest here.

And in other, totally unrelated news, New York rapper Sean Carter has announced he will change his rap name, Jay-Z, in an attempt to cut all associations with former deputy president and buffoon, J.Z. Okay, kidding, but if I were Jay-Z, I would...