G-man the auditor...

G-man highlights in black.
There is a sharp rise in Workers Comp claims whenever G-man is at the client
G-man celebrates the end of each audit by burning the client's house down. Why? Cause its just what G likes to do.
G-man audits in the dark
When a partner asked if the client had any other long-term liabilities...G simply held up his fists
If G-man gets tired during the day he takes a nap....on the CEOs desk
G-man does not accrue for expenses...he accrues for pain
G-man does not use a ruler when making "power tickmarks".... he naturally draws perfectly straight lines
G-man takes a 15 minute coffee break every 5 minutes
How does G test fixed assets? Answer: with a bottle of super glue and an ambitious hand
How does G-man hole punch? Answer: with a shotgun and an extremely accurate aim
G-man not only assigns useful lives....he takes them away
If he finds an exception, G-man amortizes pain over the remaining useful life of the client

What's the risk of significant misstatement?
Answer: A G-man roundhouse... to the head my friend!