Illegal Mexican Wrestlers Taking Smackdowns American Wrestlers Don't Want

WWE hopefuls seek better opportunities at the U.S.-Mexican border.

The wrestlers, also known as "jobbers," come in search of greater title opportunities and more interesting storylines than those available in their small, unorganized Lucha Libre leagues.

"These masked luchadores are hard-working, energetic, and always willing to learn new skills that Americans consider beneath them—such as being power-bombed from the top turnbuckle or chokeslammed through the announcer's booth," said McMahon on this week's WWE Raw.

"The idea that these Mexicans are somehow stealing jobs from American wrestlers is ridiculous,"McMahon said.

"After all, someone's got to take these folding chairs to the face." - Read more over at La Cebolla

If you a fan of the WWE Soapie head on over to La Cebolla and read the article - great stuff. I don't often agree with what Mr McMahon has to say, I mean what was on about when he and Kane went at it last week. But what he's expressed here with regards to Mexicans eating enamel is straight up no nonsense prose. Someone has to take the hits, if not Rey Misterio and his South O' The Border cronies then who? Dari's Koola-Lampoorian homies possibly? Hell send some Pasty Brits over.