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Tuesday, September 20, 2005

ET found in Brakpan.

You thought that cute little wrinkly friend of yours had left the planet at the end of the movie, but actually his spaceship was shot down by mistake on his way home as he was moving over Hillbrow. He managed to land it safely in Brakpan and has been there ever since.

However after his unhealthy addiction to human porn, he became just like his neighbours and eventually sold his spaceship to the PRON TOW vultures and used the cash to buy a trailer.

After accidentally swallowing a Black Label Quartz he had to visit the emergency room and the chops followed him home from there.

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At least he still has one phone call to "phone home".

posted by G Man at Tuesday, September 20, 2005 | Permalink |

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