Don't look back in anger

Finally someone that agrees with me:

Liam Gallagher slates U2 "wankers"

Oasis loudmouth Liam Gallagher has advised Bono to get a life.

The singer was reacting to the recent revelation that U2 watch back every gig they do on tape to ensure perfection.

"Wankers," he declared in an interview with Sydney's Daily Telegraph. "Haven't they got fuck all better to do? I'd rather be out there getting pissed.

"I certainly wouldn't go back after a gig and analyse it. No wonder they're the biggest band in the world: 'Oh Edge, the fourth guitar solo wasn't right tonight'. 'Oh, sorry Bono'. If that's what people think rock'n'roll is ... ". Story - Digital Spy

Liam you a jackass yourself but that has gots to be the best thing you have ever said - I may even go out and buy your latest album because of it. Yes Bono and rest of U2 do in fact suck monkey balls!

In unrelated news, when Paris isn't on the road filming the Simple Life she helps out the Hilton Hotels gardening company. She even gets down and dirty with a rake and spade if need be, here a couple of images to prove the fact.

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This may be a little redundant after having seen the stills of Jessica Simpson in her new music video "These Boots are made for walking" all over the web. Salami has posted them links to them twice. Ryan over at Gorilla Mask added them to his Spank Bank. Here they are If you haven't seen them already - hey, it's only a pleasure.

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If you a fan of Jessica Simpson's music like my mate Pimp Dog (he's redesigned his blog somewhat, go and have a squiz) go and download the song (live) here (via stereogum). I haven't listened to it myself but I know it will no doubt sound like a Karaoke version of the original. Fine ass, great pair of tits but the voice of a rabid cat.