A couple of YO MAMA's...

Yes Dari, I hear you and Wes saying "That is like so Std 5!" but these are just too DAAAMN (see no.9)good!

So here, with no further ado (many thanks to "The Gill"), are the TOP 15 YO MAMA's SO FAT...

1.Yo Mama's So Fat....when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
2.Yo Mama's So Fat....her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
3.Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to the zoo, the elephants throw her peanuts.
4.Yo Mama's So Fat....her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
5.Yo Mama's So Fat....all the restaurants in town have signs that say "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama".
6.Yo Mama's So Fat....when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
7.Yo Mama's So Fat....when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
8.Yo Mama's So Fat....I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
9.Yo Mama's So Fat....her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"
10.Yo Mama's So Fat....she's on BOTH sides of the family.
11.Yo Mama's So Fat....when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
12.Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
13.Yo Mama's So Fat....when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
14.Yo Mama's So Fat....she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
15.Yo Mama's So Fat....she was walking down the street, I swerved to miss her, and ran out of petrol!

If you know of any to top these bad boys let me know!