Who cooked the cat?

No doubt you would've seen the headlines on street posters yesterday about a cat that was microwaved. The incident took place at the mens' res of UKZN. The cat, named Tango, belonged to the campus'security chief - makes you wonder how good a job he's doing. If he can't protect his cat, how can he protect the students?

As you can imagine, this has caused quite an uproar. Every student has been forced to provide a written account of their whereabouts at the time of the incident, to help investigators catch the culprit.

I'm Chinese. I've got no problem with cooking cats - as long as you remove the hair first. But that's just me. Okay, I'm kidding. That is seriously fucked up! Twisted. Even more so than the gay porn we found.