20 reasons for being a guy

1 Your last name stays put (Damn straight!).

2 Wedding plans take care of themselves (Wedding, what wedding?).

3 Car mechanics tell you the truth (Real men fix their own cars).

4 The world is your urinal (Yeah, I’d piss in my car if it wasn’t for the smell).

5 You never have to drive to another petrol station because the toilet is just too icky (see 4). (Unless you need a shit, in which case it’s perfectly acceptable to drive all the way home).

6 You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

7 Same work, more pay.

8 Wedding dress R5000 - Tux rental-R150.

9 New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. (And neither do old ones).

10 One mood all the time.

11 Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat (If you’re talking to Jinja, 10 seconds max!).

12 A 10 day holiday requires only one suitcase. (If you’re Darryn, a small kit bag will do – slops, 1 t-shirt and board shorts are all you need).

13 If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend (G Man, I’m still hung up over not cracking the nod to Morgan’s!).

14 The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades (Unless your Gregory John, his Tintin cut is losing volume fast).

15 You only have to shave your face and neck (Unless you’re a cyclist).

16 You can play with toys all your life.

17 You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes.

Chump’s additions:

18 You don’t give a shit if your jocks are peeking out the back of your jeans, in fact, if they’re CK or Polo, flaunt them buddy!

19 When going out, you’re ready in5 minutes, 6 at the most – including all the duties – shat, showered and shaved.

20 Swearing and checking porn is perfectly acceptable, even in the company of ladies (Is that not right, Wezzo?)