Yo momma so fat...

...she walked pass the TV and I missed the whole season of Noot vir Noot!

That reminds me - Prison Break, season 2 episode 5: So after the Black guy steals the car, the trailer park kiddy-fiddler calls the cops on him, all while Mr Schofield is having sex with the lead detective's wife...

But that's not why I'm here today... there's this show here on MTV called "Yo Momma", hosted by Fez (Wilmer Valderama), where they get two dudes (and ghetto Latino chicks) to battle each other on behalf of their hoods, with the dirtiest disses ever...

It's already in its second season here, so I suppose it'll in SA some time around the Word Cup? The show's quite funny, I suppose, some chirps that I've never heard, while others are, well, older than YO MOMMA!!! Ahh burrrrn!

Some of the better ones:

"Yo momma so fat, her ass covers her tracks in the snow!"

"Yo momma hair so fake, it says Made in China."

"Yo momma so fat, when she wear a Malcom X tshirt, choppers wanna land on her!"

And the absolute classic, "Yo mommma a HO!"

You can NEVER come back from that, EVER?! Ask Neil K******n, the fucker that sat behind me in History in Std 7. He went racial, I went "Yo momma a HO!" Fifteen years old, he cried at break time in the toilets. Apparently, his mother died of AIDS earlier that year. Cos she was playing TRICKS at night!!! BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRN!