Dangerous Intersection Causing Some Pretty Cool Accidents

The intersection first came to attention in 2003 when a convertible carrying three chicks in their mid-20s lost control on McKinley, flew airborne into crossing traffic, was struck hard-core at an oblique angle by a Cadillac Escalade, caught a 920 flatspin-into-nosegrind over the roofs of oncoming traffic, and finally hooked a digger and came to rest on the railroad tracks, at which point it was struck by a freight train and fucking exploded.

"Those poor honeys didn't have a chance," said Metz, who was on the scene. Read the rest of this frikken sweet article.

You got to love The Onion, reporting at it's finest.