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"Life explained. On film"

Basically, what they do is give advice on how to do anything and everything. On film. Intructions to live properly, I suppose. In light of October being Breast Cancer Awareness month, and Chump's new "try to do good" way of life and add more value to society, here is the first production - How to conduct a breast exam.

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In summary:
Step 1: Examine yourself in the mirror - arms at side.
Step 2: Raise your arms and examine again.
Step 3: Feel your breasts for lumps etc.
Step 4: Use the circular method.

I think they left out step 5: Film yourself doing so and publish on the internet.

In next month's issue: How to conduct a prostate exam.

To G Man and Rob, since you're having so many issues with laundry and washing, you might wanna check this - how to fold a shirt in two seconds.