News from one fucked up golf tour
ChumpStyle presents: The 1st Annual Golf Tour 2006 to the KwaZulu Natal North Coast.
After some serious planning and negotiation, lying and contriving, begging and pleading, the 1st Annual Golf Tour was underway last Wednesday. After a couple noteable withdrawals and substitutes organised, eight of the craziest mofos hit the cream of KZN's golfing crop.
Who played:
First 4-ball: Mr Price, "Robert", G Man and Pot. Second 4-ball: Dari, Judge, Marcosaurus and "Cliff".
Where we stayed:
La Montagne in Ballito. Not bad, relatively cheap accomodation seeing as though we only slept and showered there.
Where we played:
Thursday, 31 August 2006 - Royal Durban
This course was built inside of the Greyville racetrack, which is quite cool since you're surrounded by the grandstands and stuff! This is a relatively short course, with a stupidly short Par 5, something like 480 metres.
Friday, 1 September 2006 - Durban Country Club
South Africa's only course featuring in Top 100 in the world. Holy cow but this is by far the most unforgiven course any of us have ever played, the first five holes are like nothing you've ever seen. Bushes, hills, wind, highways and really bad caddies! I don't think so many balls have been lost like at that place!
Saturday, 2 September 2006 - Mount Edgecombe Course No 2
By far the most enjoyable for most of us, more forgiving and fuggen beautiful! It also has a couple driveable holes, but at the same time some seriously challenging ones when the wind is in your face - like a 131m Par 3, 6 iron. Serious!
Where we "played":
No doubt we hitting the motherland - the original Tiger Tiger! Shame for those girls. We were seriously people they would love to hate, but they just loved us way too much! Damn. Thoughts of Rivonia Tiger bring a tear to my eye. Oh yes, there was a special guest appearnance by Jozi ex-pat Grover, our social liaison and party organiser - good form, guy!
Who got paid:
There was some serious big pimpin going on...
Who needs to fix the fade:
The overall winners (and losers) - Winner of the Blue Jacket was Judge, who came out trumps winning all three days, while Pot came last in two of the three, but with enough points to take away "Tweedie my baby" for the next year.
That was seriously the best boys' golfing hoilday ever! Good company, (not so) good golf, good times and better memories. Thanks to the Poo for the organisation of everything - shot buddy!
'Til the next one in the SW Cape - Pezula and the rest of them. Start saving little boys! And fucken book leave NOW!
Related: The Honourable Roger Golf Day at Lost City.
After some serious planning and negotiation, lying and contriving, begging and pleading, the 1st Annual Golf Tour was underway last Wednesday. After a couple noteable withdrawals and substitutes organised, eight of the craziest mofos hit the cream of KZN's golfing crop.
Who played:
First 4-ball: Mr Price, "Robert", G Man and Pot. Second 4-ball: Dari, Judge, Marcosaurus and "Cliff".
Where we stayed:
La Montagne in Ballito. Not bad, relatively cheap accomodation seeing as though we only slept and showered there.
Where we played:
Thursday, 31 August 2006 - Royal Durban
This course was built inside of the Greyville racetrack, which is quite cool since you're surrounded by the grandstands and stuff! This is a relatively short course, with a stupidly short Par 5, something like 480 metres.
Friday, 1 September 2006 - Durban Country Club
South Africa's only course featuring in Top 100 in the world. Holy cow but this is by far the most unforgiven course any of us have ever played, the first five holes are like nothing you've ever seen. Bushes, hills, wind, highways and really bad caddies! I don't think so many balls have been lost like at that place!
Saturday, 2 September 2006 - Mount Edgecombe Course No 2
By far the most enjoyable for most of us, more forgiving and fuggen beautiful! It also has a couple driveable holes, but at the same time some seriously challenging ones when the wind is in your face - like a 131m Par 3, 6 iron. Serious!
Where we "played":
No doubt we hitting the motherland - the original Tiger Tiger! Shame for those girls. We were seriously people they would love to hate, but they just loved us way too much! Damn. Thoughts of Rivonia Tiger bring a tear to my eye. Oh yes, there was a special guest appearnance by Jozi ex-pat Grover, our social liaison and party organiser - good form, guy!
Who got paid:
There was some serious big pimpin going on...
Who needs to fix the fade:
The overall winners (and losers) - Winner of the Blue Jacket was Judge, who came out trumps winning all three days, while Pot came last in two of the three, but with enough points to take away "Tweedie my baby" for the next year.
That was seriously the best boys' golfing hoilday ever! Good company, (not so) good golf, good times and better memories. Thanks to the Poo for the organisation of everything - shot buddy!
'Til the next one in the SW Cape - Pezula and the rest of them. Start saving little boys! And fucken book leave NOW!
Related: The Honourable Roger Golf Day at Lost City.
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