WTF?

FuckU-FuckMe(tm) for Windows 95, Windows 98, and Windows NT provides the most complete remote sex solution for the Internet and corporate intranet...more

I cannot believe the shit that people come up with. Like this thing for instance. You and your girlfriend buy this godforsaken thing plug it into your PC, she get the plastic man meat/stick, you get the plastic vag/hole in PC. Then according to the product info webpage you two fuck like bunnies via TCP/IP. Sound Great, order me one of those. NOT.

Corporate intranet, so that you can cheat on your wife with the secretary, and neither of you have to stop working or even leave your desk.

I just can't believe the designers thought this to be such an amazing idea that they registered the Trade Mark. Even if by some extreme chance, a dude bought this, and convinced a female of some kind, to try it out with him. Imagine his dismay when he bangs the fuck, excuse the pun, out of his hard-drive and PC altogether.

Don't even get me started with whole FAQ section.

You will be amazed by the Fuck u fuck me site, they believed they had a real winner with this product and set up the site to handle all sorts of customers.