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Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Rollin' rollin' rollin'

SA's latest and greatest fleet of crime stopping vehicles - Hummer H2. Features include:
- 24-inch chrome spinners to dazzle arrestees as they're being pulled over.
- 255/50 fat takkies to climb any curb - you can fuck right off if you think they're gonna look for a real parking at Eastgate at month end.
- Four 15-inch Rockford Fosgate subs to complement the 16 piece sound system, just in case the standard siren system isn't loud enough.
- Four 8-inch DVD monitors to monitor traffic information, driver details, oustanding traffic fines and to keep tabs on the game at Sokka Seetee.
- Playstation 3 with Vice City, Fiddy's gangsta shoot 'em up game and Colin McCrae's rally driver, just to ensure that their driving meets the taxi-driving benchmark, and that they can handle themselves when apprehending the guys jacking "some white guys" Beemer.

Thank you tax payers, for pimpin' my ride. Joh joh joh.

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