Licence and registration please?

Pigs: Sir, we have reason to believe that you're carrying a load of illegal goods on your person - a pack of Chappies purchased on school property. You should well know that bubblegum is banned at school - not only does the chewing of gum make a bad impression to the viewing public, you lil fockers stick it under the desks, and seem to have the uncanny ability to get it stuck to the bottom of Principal Sinclair's loafers. Hand 'em over!

Boy: Pig, whatchu lookin' at? You ain't got shit on me. How 'bout you crackers move along and hook yourselves up with a box of Crispy Cremes, aaaiight? Is it cos I's Black? Shit nigga! Whatchu gonna do now, ya'll gonna be Rodney King-in' me or what? And by the way, Van Damme called, he wants his haircut back!