Not only are they pasty...

Update: I seem to have ruffled some feathers with this post, and so hereby apologise. Mr Vega, I sincerly apologise for the lack of tact, and am sorry for offending you. Thanks for voting for us.

To any others that I may have offended in the past - i.e. Judgey Poo, all Aussies, the entire female population, people from Brakpan, dykes, midgets, my bosses, people with less inlettigence than most, co-ordless non-sporting folk, Dutchmen (referring those not in Brakpan), taxi drivers, George Bush himself, the makers of Brokeback Mountain and all those who went to watch it etcetera etcetera - for any offense caused, I am sorry.