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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Actress Charlize Theron Was Packing Heat at the Oscars

Los Angeles -- Several news agencies are reporting that oscar-nominated actress Charlize Theron was enlisted to provide extra security for Hollywood's most glamourous evening. Although Ms. theron's dress drews gasps and guffaws for the turkey-sized blue bow on the left shoulder, insiders report the bow actually contained a TX-575 rocket launcher, that was capable of firing surface-to-air rockets with the slightest touch of a button hidden in the Ms. Theron's small clutch purse.

Oscar organizers refused to comment on the security for the event. However, one of the security managers did remark "Let's just say Charlize Theron was wearing my favorite dress of the evening," adding to speculation. newlincreative.com
I fucking knew it! That "bow" was too sturdy not to be hiding anything less than an Egyptian Goose sized anti-aircraft rocket launcher. You've won this round Ms. Charlize.

posted by Wezzo at Wednesday, March 08, 2006 | Permalink |

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