News from one fucked up birthday weekend

Last Thursday, News From One Fucked Up Weekend presented the biggest, hugest birthday bash ever. EVER! Thursday was J-to-tha-Jamma's big day (and subsequently mine as the clock struck 12).Of course Tiger was played host. We haven’t had a combined birthday for over 10 years, the last being in Std 4 when we invited nearly half the frikken school. Shit we got a lot of presents that time!



The Dawg with soon-to-be Mrs Dawg (G Man's big sister, that's right, his SISTER), with whom I plan to have five puplets (including a set of triplets – first born male to be named after G Man purely out of respect, with Judgey Poo Dawgfather to all – just returning the favour guy). Some of the girls thought they were being uber-cool, but looked like right ol' plonkers if you ask me!


And some more of our peeps. Yes, that's me having a Jaggy with some of my favourite ex-bestfriends… Of course, there was a hot chick or twenty invited to share this special day with us!




The night ended very, very late (early) with the real craziness being saved for last. Ooooh, such controversy to be added to this Melrose Place life that we live… but no photos due to some SERIOUS incriminating evidence! Such a rock star life we lead, totally DESHTROYER!

Saturday, 11 Feb 2006

Because Thursday was all about Jamma, I decided to steal thunder and have a kickass braai on Saturday… I even organised for the weather to be half decent. All plans were actually for a chilled one, but shit got a lil outta hand. The pink feather duster? A small gift from Miss Poo to satisfy one of my many strange fetishes. The dick pump? Actually that's a funnel that McCuntscrape engineered, complete with tap and draft tube for the bubbles and shit!





And some pool to bring G Man's competitive rage out and roullete to satisfy Judge's gambling addiction…


So what a weekend, it finally finshed with Spandex's bday on Sunday for a well deserved chilled one. For those of you that missed out on all the festivities, shame on you!

If you're a avid reader of News From One Fucked Up Weekend, enjoy it while it last, this may be the last one before Wezzo admins it the fugout, to be lost in the Blogosphere forever. No longer about us, it's all about the Buffalo Bills...

Update:
Daedalus from Ostendo tjooned me the odds about not introducing some of our people. So here goes:

Pic 1: The Dawg himself and Jamma, birthday boyz!
Pic 3: G Man's sister, Kerrycopter!
Pic 4: The Girlz of J-Uniiiit, Jadey Poo and Jen aka Chicken!
Pic 5: Pottie my booooy, Da, Spandex, Cuzzin Kate and Liz.
Pic 6: Jamma, Jadey Poo and G Man.
Pic 7: Chicken, Jadey Poo and Me Julie.
Pic 8: The ex-bestfriends – the fag in the pink shirt is Judge.
Pic 10: First day of school (from L to R) – Jinja, Me, Soarita, Jamma, Morelsh (aka Mervin) and Don.

Happy? Shit, I'm surprised I remember you random fuckers' names!
PS Who invited Don?????