Battle of the "J's"

What is the difference between Jen Aniston, J-Lo, Jen Love Hewitt, Jess Alba and a 3cm goldfish?
They are all damn fine... except the goldfish.
My point is, if you had to settle for 1 of the 4 (no, not 2)who would you take?

Jennifer Aniston? A little heartbroken maybe, but the perfect time for a rebound.


J-Lo? Her love dont cost a thing.


Jennifer Love Hewitt? I got nothing, actually I dont know why she is part of this. She just looked good in white.



Jessica Alba? Now thats what I'm talkin about.


Its a tough choice, actually it isn't:
1 Alba (no question please, end of story)
2 Aniston (I feel sorry for her, hard breakup etc.)
3 Hewitt (the whole white thing)
4 J-Lo (never liked her, just doing my part in getting her publicity up and keeping that fat ass of the streets of the Bronx).

Update:
Links fixed