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I have a story for you.

Once upon a time there was a guy called "George". George led an everyday normal life. He went to university, got his degree, got a job, married a beautiful woman, because this George is a women slayer. You know the usual story...

Then, one day George discovers the wonderful world of "The Internet"! George, like any hot blooded person, then discovers that there is about a billion pictures of HJOT women on the net and he . was . LOVING . it!

But, something terrible happened! George accidently clicked on a banner that went to a place of great evil... A CHAT ROOM!!!! There George changed... he was no longer George neither was he a hot blooded male... he became something else, SOMETHING UNTHINKABLE!

He became Cutesy Wootsy George. Now he no longer laughed "haha!" OH NO, that is just too much fucken effort to type out! George started saying "lol" or "lolz" or fucken "hee hee!".

WHY, WHY do you people suddenly fucken morons just because they are typing words on a screen instead of talking!!! WHY! WHY do they fucken put ridiculous little SMILEY faces in their sentences, with little fucken toungues that they stick out at you. You just want to GRAB the toungue and RIP it out their little fucken heads... and make them eat it!!!!

WHY can't you just talk normally!!! WHY do you have to suddenly act like you have lost your fucken mind!

This is a plea... PLEASE can all people just do their best to be fucken normal!

Cutesy Wootsy Jinja out.