TV vs Nookie

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I read in an article recently that having a TV in your bedroom halves your sex life...

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! Seriously... PRIORITIES people, PRIORITIES...

If you really don't want to miss Survivor or whatever fucking crap reality show is on, stomp your partner WHILE watching TV. Personally, I would throw the TV out of the window if it was preventing me from Parking My Man Vegetable. While at the same time I know a friend of mine, Dyldodius McCuntScrape will do ANYTHING not to miss an episode Alias... luckily his mommy records all his programs for him.