How Dumb is Paris Hilton?

CNN - The Real Paris Hilton

Q: Do you read what's written about you? Do you pick up the tabloids?

HILTON: I don't read any of it. I just look at the pictures to see what I was wearing last week and if it was cute.

Q: Do you read blogs?

HILTON: What's that?

Q: Um, they're these things on the Internet where people write about news and stuff.

HILTON: No, I don't really read anything on the Internet except my AOL mail. I don't like people who sit on computers all day long and write about people they don't know anything about.

Q: Paris, you just described my job.

(Her publicist, Rob Shuter, laughs.)

Q: What did you want to be when you were a little girl?

HILTON: A veterinarian, but then I realized I could just buy a bunch of animals.
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Q: Why are you so popular?

HILTON: I don't know, because of who I am. I'm not like anybody else. I'm like an American princess.

Q: What would you be like if you were -- I don't know -- Paris Smith?

HILTON: I'd be the same. Maybe I'd be a veterinarian.

Q: In your career, what are you most afraid of happening?

HILTON: I don't know. Nothing.

Q: Nothing? What about in your personal life?

HILTON: I don't know. Death.

Q: Why? What's so scary about death?

HILTON: Because I don't know what happens.

I can really relate I also have no clue don't know what happens, mmmmommy.

Read the whole interview over at CNN.