Space wasting is not tolerated

Hi all

I would just like to offically welcome Dari Dawk.

Welcome Dari to the Blogging community, I hope you will find your stay pleasant and as eventful as possible.

BUT the double D has wasted precious blog space by FINDING HIS LAPTOP, what an idiot.

Wez and I decided that in doing so, he has invited Chump's Wrath.

Dari please keep you and your brother's sexual games out of our humble and clean site, we don't want your kind here.

As a warning to everyone out there, if you see these two twinkies, Darius and Darrel Law, please report them to the police immediately.

Do not approach them!
They have tiny penis's and will take your dogs virginity!