The G Spot

No no no, but keep reading 'cause it's worth it.

What I'm getting at is the G Class. This is the ultimate man vehicle and now it goes like stink and guzzles mad amounts of petroleum thanks to AMG. This is by far the best 4x4 on the market, especially with Toyota recalling everything with a battery.
It's seriously rugged, has masses of power and if you get the paint work scratched it only makes it look better.

The facts to back up my short review:

The design has hardly changed in over 30 years. Much like the beer gut.
The 500Hp 5.5L V8 is massive. nuf sed.
The Zim police use it. So did the Vatican city as the Popemobile.
It's so fugly it's cool, I'm sure Top Gear will approve.
And it's not a BMW X6. I can feel a retaliatory post coming from the Jinja Ninja in the near future.

P.S. there is also a V12 Biturbo version that is put together by the Brabus crew. Holy...popemobile.