Those Annoying Emails

We all get them, and I'm sure at one time or another we've even passed it on. Maybe just me. Here is a response to one of those emails, blah blah blah. This dude, lets call him Ben makes opening the mail a little easier. I love question 33 and 35. Awesome.

RETURN DIRECTIONS:

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun.
Hit forward, delete my answers and type in your answers. Place me in the
'CC' field and the people you send to in the 'To' field.

1. What time is it?

I don’t have a watch

2. What are your full names?

Ben Again

3. What are you most afraid of :

the voices in my head … make them stop make them stop

4. Place of birth?

Its funny I don’t recall my birth so I presume it never happen .. ha I AM A ALIEN

5. Favorite food?

Anything that hasn’t have mold or fungus on it

6. Your natural hair colour?

dark brown

7. Have you traveled?

Yes, how else do you think I got to work

8. Do you scrunch or fold (toilet paper)?

does it matter it all goes the same place the same way

9. Love someone so much it made you cry?

no not really well maybe if there is no more BEER left in the fridge NOOOOOO DOOOMED

10. Been in a car accident?

Yes….. apparently red means stop

11. BMW or Mercedes Benz

cant afford either so it doesn’t really matter

12. Favorite day of the week?

the day I am not at work

13. Favorite Restaurant?

a cheap one with good food

14. Favorite Flower?

a pretty one

15. Favorite sport to watch?

Rugby what else come on is that even a legitimate question

16. Favorite Drink?

Just about anything that contains Alcohol

17. Favorite ice cream?

the non running kind

18. Disney or Warner Brothers?

DISNEY

19. Favorite fast food restaurant?

The closest one

20. What colour is your bedroom carpet?

Brown

21. How many times you failed your driver's test?

Didn’t

22. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail?

Karen

23. What do you do most often when you are bored?

Answer these kind of dumb surveys

24. Bedtime?

When I am tired or when I pass out

25. Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest?

If I was a fortune teller think I would be sitting here?

26. Who is the person least likely to respond?

see answer 25

27. Who is the person you are most curious to see their answers?

Everyone

28. What means the most to you?

clean underwear

29. Favorite TV shows?

Supersport 1

30. Dating MALES or FEMALES

Females

31. Tall or short

Tall

32. What is your favorite colour?

Black

33. How many pets do you have?

3. … 2 dogs and the evil monkey that lives in my closet

34. Age: Above or below 29

Below

35. What would you like to accomplish/do before you die?

Getting rid of the evil monkey in my closet and catch a unicorn

36. How many people are you sending this e-mail to?

some

37. What is your star Sign :

fuck knows .. how cares