Super Mario Galaxies: a homosexual recruiting tool!

The American Landover Baptist Christian Church have stumbled upon something truly phenomenal, yet flippen scary at the same time. The Japs have been sending kids across the world (read: Southern America) subliminal messages to turn to the dark side and go GAY! Jeb Thurmond was first to break the news:

Dear Friends,

Nintendo has released a new video game for it's "Wii" system called "Super Mario Galaxies". At first glance, the video game seems like an innocent bit of fun, a nice way to keep the kids inside, and therefore away from the legions of drug-pushers, pedophiles, and terrorists that lurk in America's parks, schools, and pretty much everywhere outside of gated communities.

On closer inspection, however, it becomes obvious that this game is just another homosexual recruiting tool made by the neo-sodomites of Ninendo, from that cesspool of cultural pollution, Japan. [Read the full thread here]

He then followed up with the kicker...

"U R MR GAY" there it is, clear as day [image below - ed]. And look at the other perversions in this image: note the sparkling stuff that is flowing from Mario's rectum: is this a "creampie" image, with Mario's bottom overflowing with "fairy dust"? Or is it some sort of enema reference?

And look at the lower-righthand-corner, right above the Nintendo logo, where you will see an object entering what is clearly a rectum.

And look at the Wii logo, it is clearly a reference to double-penetration. the W looks like the backbone of a skinny "twink" bending over, while the two...Other objects....Are so obvious I don't even have to mention it. [Read the full thread here]

I'm with them on this one. What the hell is that thing jutting in top-left, yes it looks a lot like a French baguette - baguette (when said in a Frenchie accent) SOUNDS LIKE? Yes WHEY, the protein powder most commonly consumed BY??? I rest my case.

Related: "Wii" is Oriental for: "I Having Orgasm!"