Ibiza Axe Jet Ballsup

Apparently the plane never left the tarmac, rumors of there never actually being an actual Axe Jet have also done the rounds. Top marks Unilever and Axe, remind me never to buy a bar of Lux or a box of Skip again. Not that I have of course, I'm just saying.

It soon become apparent that the fantasy jet was going no-where any time soon. As disappointing as that was, it was also quite a relief, with all the rumours and stories about the jet - no one was particularly keen to fly. The Times Live Events (via Nic)

All parties concerned, DJ's, Celebs, Average Joe's and Lee-Ann Liebenberg (call me) made it over to Spain on various subsequent cattle-cage flights. Doesn't that just piss you off - the story would have been far more awesome if it turned out to be reality show where celebs and competition winning plebs were bussed into Hillbrow with the simple instructions "Get the fuck out".

Oh and if you're keen to take in the sights and sounds of Ibiza, look no further than this piece of shit from the The Times.

The Island of Ibiza
We talking about Axe and Ibiza here, not Simon and Garfunkel. I want to see ass shaking, poppers popping. Not some dreary arsed account of what to do in the quite city of Ibiza.

The Times leads Axe -10 to -30.